E
ericsti
Guest
First I was afraid
I was petrified
Kept thinking Mahonwould find out
About my takings on the side
And I spent so many nights
Thinking how I got it wrong
But I grew strong
When I learned how to play along
But then the banks
Those fecking gays
They went and showed the jaysis court
That I got cash from the UK
I shouldnt have lodged that bloody sterling
I couldve spent it on me holidays
If I had known for just one second
All the questions it would raise
So off I go, Ill walk out the door
Ill go to ground now
Cause Im not welcome anymore
Werent you the ones who said its time to say goodbye?
Health service crumbled
Property market died
Oh no! Now I
I will resign
Now the sh*t hashit the fan
And the countrys in decline
Ive done my share of theft
And no credibility left
So Ill resign
I will resign
It took all the guile I had
To look the injured part
Keep trying to pretend
The public broke my heart
And I spend oh so many nights
Just looking sorry for myself
But Im good at lyin
Inside Im laughing all the time
And youll soon see me
Somebody new
Ill get my government pension
Hey Im not done with screwing you
I know how to milk the state
I learned all yer tricks, Haughey
Now Im saving all my backhanders
For an island off Kerry
Ho ho! Now I
I will resign
And Ill get three hundred grand
Instead of doing any time
Ive got an easy life to live
Two f*cks Icouldnt give
About your cryin
When I resign
