goldenjohn
Octane Boostaholics
Read the replies!!!! :lol:
Awfull funny sh*t
December 14, 2008 5:39 PM
hayden the king! said...
yeah im a hermaphrodite
its just i have a vagina on my face and a penis on my forehead.
its not like i look any different to everyone else.. yet everyone keeps laughing at me???
from rhydd burcham. allambie heights australia
call me im rhydd!!!
:lol:
Awfull funny sh*t
December 14, 2008 5:39 PM
hayden the king! said...
yeah im a hermaphrodite
its just i have a vagina on my face and a penis on my forehead.
its not like i look any different to everyone else.. yet everyone keeps laughing at me???
from rhydd burcham. allambie heights australia
call me im rhydd!!!
:lol:
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Scoobymaniac
Guest
:lol: :lol: :lol:
My personal favourite is from this loon!
...."I am a Hermaphrodite and was unfortunatly born with a vagina for a left eye and a penis for a nose!! i went through high school having to wear a mask and tell people it was a skin condition. The details of my life are quite inconsequential... very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds- pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles located under my chin. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking- I highly suggest you try it"
...."I am a Hermaphrodite and was unfortunatly born with a vagina for a left eye and a penis for a nose!! i went through high school having to wear a mask and tell people it was a skin condition. The details of my life are quite inconsequential... very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds- pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles located under my chin. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking- I highly suggest you try it"
markobucko
Octane Boostaholics
ace ventura showed us how to hide the winky !!!!!
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Scoobymaniac
Guest
[quote author=markobucko link=topic=15263.msg188189#msg188189 date=1243026725]
ace ventura showed us how to hide the winky !!!!!
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and what to do when you realise its a dude, burn the clothes, take a cold shower while listening to the crying game :lol: :lol:
ace ventura showed us how to hide the winky !!!!!
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and what to do when you realise its a dude, burn the clothes, take a cold shower while listening to the crying game :lol: :lol: