riddle me this and riddle me that......

[mac mac]

i have two coins in my pocket which add up to thirty cents , and one of them isint a twenty cent ....wat are they?????????????

 

[STiBrian]

Gonna pm you what I think is the answer, don't want to ruin this for the rest of the lads

 

[Yogi]

I gave it away. Sorry.

 

[mac mac]

well done yogi, but now the answer is there for all to see,

 

[hiwd]

tut tut tut, yogi

 

[Yogi]

What is red, has feathers and lives in a tree?

 

[mac mac]

to easy , a parrot :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

[hiwd]

What can run but never walks, has a mouth but never talks, has a head but never weeps, has a bed but never sleeps?

 

[Dagnut]

A river

 

[hiwd]

[quote author=Dagnut link=topic=5766.msg65677#msg65677 date=1204128800]
A river
[/quote]

Good man

 

[chriSTi]

what gets wetter the more it dries??????

 

[Yogi]

[quote author=mac mac link=topic=5766.msg65669#msg65669 date=1204127040]
to easy , a parrot :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
[/quote]

Wrong smart ass....

Answer is a Sanitary Owl.....

 

[chriSTi]

if a fella met a fella in a field of beans, if a fella told a fella what a fella means... how many F's in that???

 

[hiwd]

[quote author=chriSTi link=topic=5766.msg65681#msg65681 date=1204129730]
what gets wetter the more it dries??????
[/quote]

A towel...

 

[chriSTi]

yip.... have some karma

 

[Dagnut]

[quote author=chriSTi link=topic=5766.msg65685#msg65685 date=1204129860]
if a fella met a fella in a field of beans, if a fella told a fella what a fella means... how many F's in that???
[/quote]

zero

 

[hiwd]

[quote author=chriSTi link=topic=5766.msg65691#msg65691 date=1204130207]
yip.... have some karma
[/quote]

Thanks How do you give karma?

 

[kanye west]

Click on [applaud]

 

[hiwd]

[quote author=kanye from the west link=topic=5766.msg65697#msg65697 date=1204130666]
Click on [applaud]
[/quote]

Don't think I have that. Probably have to be a full member... I will be very soon.

 

[chriSTi]

[quote author=Dagnut link=topic=5766.msg65693#msg65693 date=1204130399]
[quote author=chriSTi link=topic=5766.msg65685#msg65685 date=1204129860]
if a fella met a fella in a field of beans, if a fella told a fella what a fella means... how many F's in that???
[/quote]

zero
[/quote] ye its a bit easy when written down... its a verbal riddle