Riddle me this........?

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swerv555

Petrolheads
A few riddles to keep the brain active...................... :hammerhead:

WHAT GETS WETTER AND WETTER THE MORE IT DRIES ?


THE MORE YOU HAVE OF IT. THE LESS YOU SEE . WHAT IS IT?


THE MAN WHO INVENTED IT , DOES NT WANT IT .THE MAN WHO BOUGHT IT , DOES NT NEED IT. THE MAN WHO NEEDS IT , DOES NT KNOW IT. WHAT IS IT?


WHAT STARTS WITH "T" ENDS WITH "T" AND IS FULL OF T ?


WHEN YOU HAVE ME , YOU FEEL LIKE SHARING ME.BUT, IF YOU DO SHARE ME, YOU DONT HAVE ME . WHAT AM I ?


WHAT IS BROKEN EVERYTHING ITS SPOKEN ?


WHAT IS BOUGHT BY THE YARD, BUT WORN BY THE FOOT ?


FOR SOME I GO FAST FOR OTHERS IM SLOW.TO MOST PEOPLE , IM AN OBSESSION. RELYING ON ME IS A WELL PRACTISED LESSON ? WHAT AM I ?


..................answers on a s.a.e to my home address :thumbsup:










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A few riddles to keep the brain active...................... :hammerhead:

WHAT GETS WETTER AND WETTER THE MORE IT DRIES ? towel


THE MORE YOU HAVE OF IT. THE LESS YOU SEE . WHAT IS IT? ?????


THE MAN WHO INVENTED IT , DOES NT WANT IT .THE MAN WHO BOUGHT IT , DOES NT NEED IT. THE MAN WHO NEEDS IT , DOES NT KNOW IT. WHAT IS IT?


WHAT STARTS WITH "T" ENDS WITH "T" AND IS FULL OF T ? tea pot


WHEN YOU HAVE ME , YOU FEEL LIKE SHARING ME.BUT, IF YOU DO SHARE ME, YOU DONT HAVE ME . WHAT AM I ?


WHAT IS BROKEN EVERYTHING ITS SPOKEN ?


WHAT IS BOUGHT BY THE YARD, BUT WORN BY THE FOOT ?


FOR SOME I GO FAST FOR OTHERS IM SLOW.TO MOST PEOPLE , IM AN OBSESSION. RELYING ON ME IS A WELL PRACTISED LESSON ? WHAT AM I ?


..................answers on a s.a.e to my home address :thumbsup:










:icon_grin: :icon_grin: :icon_grin: :icon_redface: :icon_redface: :icon_redface: :dontknow: :dontknow: :dontknow: :zzzz: :zzzz: :zzzz: :angry1: :angry1: :angry1: :wall: :wall: :wall: :doh: :doh: :doh: :hammerhead: :hammerhead: :hammerhead: :boohoo: :boohoo: :boohoo: :new_2gunsfiring_v1: :new_2gunsfiring_v1: :new_2gunsfiring_v1: :icon_hang: :icon_hang: :icon_hang:
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And the rest are just pissing me off.... :angry1: :angry1: :angry1:
 
[quote author=swerv555 link=topic=10137.msg120403#msg120403 date=1223590540]
A few riddles to keep the brain active...................... :hammerhead:

WHAT GETS WETTER AND WETTER THE MORE IT DRIES ? towel


THE MORE YOU HAVE OF IT. THE LESS YOU SEE . WHAT IS IT? glaucoma ( or however you spell it... olds schools get it )


THE MAN WHO INVENTED IT , DOES NT WANT IT .THE MAN WHO BOUGHT IT , DOES NT NEED IT. THE MAN WHO NEEDS IT , DOES NT KNOW IT. WHAT IS IT?


WHAT STARTS WITH "T" ENDS WITH "T" AND IS FULL OF T ? teapot


WHEN YOU HAVE ME , YOU FEEL LIKE SHARING ME.BUT, IF YOU DO SHARE ME, YOU DONT HAVE ME . WHAT AM I ?


WHAT IS BROKEN EVERYTHING ITS SPOKEN ?


WHAT IS BOUGHT BY THE YARD, BUT WORN BY THE FOOT ? carpet


FOR SOME I GO FAST FOR OTHERS IM SLOW.TO MOST PEOPLE , IM AN OBSESSION. RELYING ON ME IS A WELL PRACTISED LESSON ? WHAT AM I ? a car???


..................answers on a s.a.e to my home address :thumbsup:










:icon_grin: :icon_grin: :icon_grin: :icon_redface: :icon_redface: :icon_redface: :dontknow: :dontknow: :dontknow: :zzzz: :zzzz: :zzzz: :angry1: :angry1: :angry1: :wall: :wall: :wall: :doh: :doh: :doh: :hammerhead: :hammerhead: :hammerhead: :boohoo: :boohoo: :boohoo: :new_2gunsfiring_v1: :new_2gunsfiring_v1: :new_2gunsfiring_v1: :icon_hang: :icon_hang: :icon_hang:
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[quote author=swerv555 link=topic=10137.msg120403#msg120403 date=1223590540]
A few riddles to keep the brain active...................... :hammerhead:

WHAT GETS WETTER AND WETTER THE MORE IT DRIES ? a cloud


THE MORE YOU HAVE OF IT. THE LESS YOU SEE . WHAT IS IT? girlfriend


THE MAN WHO INVENTED IT , DOES NT WANT IT .THE MAN WHO BOUGHT IT , DOES NT NEED IT. THE MAN WHO NEEDS IT , DOES NT KNOW IT. WHAT IS IT? a wig


WHAT STARTS WITH "T" ENDS WITH "T" AND IS FULL OF T ? tent


WHEN YOU HAVE ME , YOU FEEL LIKE SHARING ME.BUT, IF YOU DO SHARE ME, YOU DONT HAVE ME . WHAT AM I ? aids


WHAT IS BROKEN EVERYTHING ITS SPOKEN ? eggs


WHAT IS BOUGHT BY THE YARD, BUT WORN BY THE FOOT ? socks


FOR SOME I GO FAST FOR OTHERS IM SLOW.TO MOST PEOPLE , IM AN OBSESSION. RELYING ON ME IS A WELL PRACTISED LESSON ? WHAT AM I ? menopause


..................answers on a s.a.e to my home address :thumbsup:










:icon_grin: :icon_grin: :icon_grin: :icon_redface: :icon_redface: :icon_redface: :dontknow: :dontknow: :dontknow: :zzzz: :zzzz: :zzzz: :angry1: :angry1: :angry1: :wall: :wall: :wall: :doh: :doh: :doh: :hammerhead: :hammerhead: :hammerhead: :boohoo: :boohoo: :boohoo: :new_2gunsfiring_v1: :new_2gunsfiring_v1: :new_2gunsfiring_v1: :icon_hang: :icon_hang: :icon_hang:
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Where is my Blankety Blank cheque book and pen.


correct so far......

1.towel


2.Darkness?


3.A coffin?


4.teapot


5.Secret?


6.Silence?


7.carpet


8.Time?
 
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