It's a beautiful warm spring day and a man and his wife are visiting
the local zoo. She's wearing a cute, loose-fitting, pink spring dress,
sleeveless with straps.As they walk through the ape exhibit and pass in
front of a very large gorilla, the gorilla begins to go ape. He jumps
up on the bars, holding on with one hand (and 2 feet), grunts, and
pounds his chest with his free hand. The gorilla is obviously excited
at seeing the pretty lady in the pink dress.
The husband, noticing the excitement, suggests that his wife tease the
poor fellow by puckering her lips, wiggling her bottom......play along.
She does and Mr. Gorilla gets even more excited, making noises that
would wake the dead. Then the husband suggests that she let one of her
straps fall.
She does, and Mr. Gorilla is just about to tear the bars down! The
husband then suggests that she try lifting her dress up her thighs.
This drives the poor gorilla absolutely crazy.Then quickly the husband
grabs his wife, rips open the door to the cage, flings her in with the
gorilla and says, "Now!.......tell HIM you have a headache
the local zoo. She's wearing a cute, loose-fitting, pink spring dress,
sleeveless with straps.As they walk through the ape exhibit and pass in
front of a very large gorilla, the gorilla begins to go ape. He jumps
up on the bars, holding on with one hand (and 2 feet), grunts, and
pounds his chest with his free hand. The gorilla is obviously excited
at seeing the pretty lady in the pink dress.
The husband, noticing the excitement, suggests that his wife tease the
poor fellow by puckering her lips, wiggling her bottom......play along.
She does and Mr. Gorilla gets even more excited, making noises that
would wake the dead. Then the husband suggests that she let one of her
straps fall.
She does, and Mr. Gorilla is just about to tear the bars down! The
husband then suggests that she try lifting her dress up her thighs.
This drives the poor gorilla absolutely crazy.Then quickly the husband
grabs his wife, rips open the door to the cage, flings her in with the
gorilla and says, "Now!.......tell HIM you have a headache