A Man Knows

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Loving IT

Middle Lane Hogs
a) every inch of his car and how to take care of it, but can't say the same about his girlfriend.
b) knows the exact date that he bought his car, but can't recall his wedding anniversary.
c) can shift gears with a lot more skill in his car than he can in bed.

:multijump:
 
in reply to your sexist remarks :naughty:

a)a mans car doesnt ask for money, clothes, shoes, etc, women do. Moral: nag less and you may get more.
b)why remember a wedding day, the day you transferred all your money for the joy of being nagged, at least a car can mantain its value and give joy while u have it.
c)thats because the car doesnt whinge, bitch and moan when u want to drive it, it just does it and because of that u look after it. if a car made it so much bother to drive, you wouldnt even bother driving it, so be glad when we play with the gearbox at all.


:mooner:
 
Ya know what I was waiting for your input Mr I have an answer for everything!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :multijump:

I dont know the kinda of women you talk to but :

a) I don't ask for money, clothes or shoes etc I use my own money to buy those things :hjtwofinger:
b) Well roll on trading my "car" in for a younger model when i get wed!!!!!!! :hjtwofinger:
c) The car might not whinge or bitch or moan but the buck driving it does!!!!!! I don't want to know what you do with your "gearbox" but I say it hasn't got a good oiling in a long time :roll: :hjtwofinger:

:mooner: :mooner: :mooner:
 
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