A pirate walked into a bar, and the bartender said, "Hey, I havent seen you in a while .
What happened? You look terrible."
"What do you mean?" said the the pirate, "I feel fine."
"What about the wooden leg m8? You didn't have that before."
"Well," said the pirate, "We were in a battle, and I got hit with a cannon ball, but I'm fine now."
The bartender replied, "Well, OK, but what about that hook m8? What happened to your hand?"
the pirate explained, "We were in another battle. I boarded a ship and got into a sword fight. My hand was cut off. I got fitted with a hook but I'm fine now." said the Pirate.
"What about that eye patch?"
"Oh," said the pirate, "One day we were at sea, and a flock of birds flew over. I looked up, and one of them sh*t in my eye."
"You're kidding," said the bartender. "You couldn't lose an eye just from bird sh*t."
"It was my first day with the hook." said the Pirate
What happened? You look terrible."
"What do you mean?" said the the pirate, "I feel fine."
"What about the wooden leg m8? You didn't have that before."
"Well," said the pirate, "We were in a battle, and I got hit with a cannon ball, but I'm fine now."
The bartender replied, "Well, OK, but what about that hook m8? What happened to your hand?"
the pirate explained, "We were in another battle. I boarded a ship and got into a sword fight. My hand was cut off. I got fitted with a hook but I'm fine now." said the Pirate.
"What about that eye patch?"
"Oh," said the pirate, "One day we were at sea, and a flock of birds flew over. I looked up, and one of them sh*t in my eye."
"You're kidding," said the bartender. "You couldn't lose an eye just from bird sh*t."
"It was my first day with the hook." said the Pirate
