A ventriloquist is touring his act. Doing his show one night with his dummy on his knee, he starts going through his usual dumb blonde jokes when a blonde shouts "I've heard enough of your stupid fukn blonde jokes! What does the colour of a persons hair have to do with their worth as a human being? It's men like you who keep women like me from being respected!!". The red faced ventriloquist begins to apologise, when the blonde shouts " You stay out of it mate! Im talking to that little fukn wankr on your knee!"
A ventriloquist is touring his act...
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