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a stuggling actor went to see an agent
actor: i am looking for an agent to help me out
agent: certainly well lets see your c.v
actor hands over c.v
agent: wow i am impressed with your skills tell me whats your name
actor: penis truck lesbian
agent: hmmmm ok i think we may have to change your name there
actor: not a chance i like my name and i am keeping it
agent: well with a name like that you wont get anywhere i mean come on who is going to put on a movie poster "staring penis truck lesbian"
a few years later the agent i walking down a road and spots a few people crowded around 1 person, he pushes his way through and see's the actor who walked into his office a few years ago signing autographs.
agent: i see you made it and you are finally famous how did you do it
actor: well i took your advice and changed my name from penis truck lesbian
agent: great news what did you change it to
actor: dick van dyke
:lol: :lol:
actor: i am looking for an agent to help me out
agent: certainly well lets see your c.v
actor hands over c.v
agent: wow i am impressed with your skills tell me whats your name
actor: penis truck lesbian
agent: hmmmm ok i think we may have to change your name there
actor: not a chance i like my name and i am keeping it
agent: well with a name like that you wont get anywhere i mean come on who is going to put on a movie poster "staring penis truck lesbian"
a few years later the agent i walking down a road and spots a few people crowded around 1 person, he pushes his way through and see's the actor who walked into his office a few years ago signing autographs.
agent: i see you made it and you are finally famous how did you do it
actor: well i took your advice and changed my name from penis truck lesbian
agent: great news what did you change it to
actor: dick van dyke
:lol: :lol:
