STiBrian
Octane Boostaholics
Two English businessmen in London were sitting down for a break
in their soon-to-be new store. As yet, the store wasn't ready, with
only a few shelves set up.
One said to the other, "I bet any minute now some thick tourist is
going to walk by, put his face to the window and ask what we're
selling."
No sooner were the words out of his mouth when, sure enough, a curious
Irishman walked to the window, had a peek, and in a thick Irish accent
asked "What are you sellin' here?”.
One of the men replied sarcastically,
"We're selling arse-holes."
Without skipping a beat, the Irishman said,
"You are doing well ... Only two left!"
Samuel L. Jackson
RESPECT to Samuel L. Jackson. The screen legend was
recently interviewed by Kate Thornton on British T.V. about working with Colin Farrell in S.W.A.T. when the following conversation took place:
Kate: What's it like working with Colin, 'cos he is
just so hot in the U.K. right now.
Samuel: He's pretty hot in the U.S. too
Kate: Yea! but he's one of our own!
Samuel: Isn't he from Ireland
Kate: Yeah, but we claim him 'cos Ireland is beside
us.
Samuel: You see that's your problem right there. You
British keep claiming people that don't belong to you. We had that problem in America too - it was called slavery.
in their soon-to-be new store. As yet, the store wasn't ready, with
only a few shelves set up.
One said to the other, "I bet any minute now some thick tourist is
going to walk by, put his face to the window and ask what we're
selling."
No sooner were the words out of his mouth when, sure enough, a curious
Irishman walked to the window, had a peek, and in a thick Irish accent
asked "What are you sellin' here?”.
One of the men replied sarcastically,
"We're selling arse-holes."
Without skipping a beat, the Irishman said,
"You are doing well ... Only two left!"
Samuel L. Jackson
RESPECT to Samuel L. Jackson. The screen legend was
recently interviewed by Kate Thornton on British T.V. about working with Colin Farrell in S.W.A.T. when the following conversation took place:
Kate: What's it like working with Colin, 'cos he is
just so hot in the U.K. right now.
Samuel: He's pretty hot in the U.S. too
Kate: Yea! but he's one of our own!
Samuel: Isn't he from Ireland
Kate: Yeah, but we claim him 'cos Ireland is beside
us.
Samuel: You see that's your problem right there. You
British keep claiming people that don't belong to you. We had that problem in America too - it was called slavery.
