A married couple driving along a highway doing sixty mph, the husband behind the wheel. His wife suddenly looks over at him and says:
"Honey, I know weve been married for twenty years, but I want a divorce."
The husband says nothing but slowly increases speed to seventy mph. She then says:
"I dont want you to try to talk me out of it, because Ive been having an affair with your best friend, and hes a better lover than you are."
Again the husband stays quiet but speeds up as his anger increases.
"I want the house," she insists, pressing hers luck. Again the husband speeds up, to eighty mph.
She says, "I want the car, too," but he just drives faster and faster. By now hes up to ninety mph.
"All right," she says, "I want the bank accounts, and all the credit cards, too."
The husband slowly starts to veer toward a bridge.This makes her a bit nervous, so she says:
"Isnt there anything you want?"
The husband says: "No, Ive got everything I need."
"Oh, really," she says, "so what have you got?"
Right before they slam into the wall at a hundred mph, the husband smiles and says:
"The airbag."
"Honey, I know weve been married for twenty years, but I want a divorce."
The husband says nothing but slowly increases speed to seventy mph. She then says:
"I dont want you to try to talk me out of it, because Ive been having an affair with your best friend, and hes a better lover than you are."
Again the husband stays quiet but speeds up as his anger increases.
"I want the house," she insists, pressing hers luck. Again the husband speeds up, to eighty mph.
She says, "I want the car, too," but he just drives faster and faster. By now hes up to ninety mph.
"All right," she says, "I want the bank accounts, and all the credit cards, too."
The husband slowly starts to veer toward a bridge.This makes her a bit nervous, so she says:
"Isnt there anything you want?"
The husband says: "No, Ive got everything I need."
"Oh, really," she says, "so what have you got?"
Right before they slam into the wall at a hundred mph, the husband smiles and says:
"The airbag."
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