keith dublin
Member Number 161Full ISDC Members 2015
A man was leaving a cafe with his morning coffee when he
> > noticed a most unusual funeral procession. A funeral coffin
> > was followed by a second one about 50 feet behind the
> > first. Behind the second coffin was a solitary man walking
> > with a black dog.Behind him was a queue of 200 men walking
> > in single line.
> >
> > The man couldn't stand his curiosity. He approached
> > the man walking withthe dog,
> > "I am so sorry for your loss, and I know now is a bad
> > time to disturb you, but I've never seen a funeral like
> > this with so many of you walking in single line.
> > Whose funeral is it?"
> >
> > The man replied, "Well, that first coffin is for my
> > wife."
> > The inquisitiv man asked, "What happened to her?"
> > The man replied, "My dog attacked and killed
> > her."
> > He inquired further, "Well, who is in the second
> > coffin?"
> > The man answered, "My mother-in-law.
> > She was trying to help my wife whenthe dog attacked and
> > killed her also."
> > A thoughtful moment of silence passes between the two
> > men.
> > Then the first one asks in excitement "Can I borrow
> > the dog?"
> > The man replied "Please join the queue."
> > noticed a most unusual funeral procession. A funeral coffin
> > was followed by a second one about 50 feet behind the
> > first. Behind the second coffin was a solitary man walking
> > with a black dog.Behind him was a queue of 200 men walking
> > in single line.
> >
> > The man couldn't stand his curiosity. He approached
> > the man walking withthe dog,
> > "I am so sorry for your loss, and I know now is a bad
> > time to disturb you, but I've never seen a funeral like
> > this with so many of you walking in single line.
> > Whose funeral is it?"
> >
> > The man replied, "Well, that first coffin is for my
> > wife."
> > The inquisitiv man asked, "What happened to her?"
> > The man replied, "My dog attacked and killed
> > her."
> > He inquired further, "Well, who is in the second
> > coffin?"
> > The man answered, "My mother-in-law.
> > She was trying to help my wife whenthe dog attacked and
> > killed her also."
> > A thoughtful moment of silence passes between the two
> > men.
> > Then the first one asks in excitement "Can I borrow
> > the dog?"
> > The man replied "Please join the queue."
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