Bingo
After bingo an old man and old woman get chatting, they hit it off immediately and decide to go for drinks.
After a few the old woman invites him home. One thing leads to another and they end up in bed, the old man asks the old woman what does she want the most, she replies "can you go down on me?".
The old man obligingly goes down on her but comes up straight away and says " I can't it smells too bad!". The old woman says "that must be my arthritis",
"how could it be your arthritis?" asks the man confusingly. "I have it in my elbow" she says, "and can't wipe my arse"
After bingo an old man and old woman get chatting, they hit it off immediately and decide to go for drinks.
After a few the old woman invites him home. One thing leads to another and they end up in bed, the old man asks the old woman what does she want the most, she replies "can you go down on me?".
The old man obligingly goes down on her but comes up straight away and says " I can't it smells too bad!". The old woman says "that must be my arthritis",
"how could it be your arthritis?" asks the man confusingly. "I have it in my elbow" she says, "and can't wipe my arse"
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