BRAVE MAN JOKES

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carlee

Petrolheads
How do turn a fox in2 an elephant ?
Marry it.

Wot r the 3 fastest means of commuication ?
1.telephone
2.television
3.telawoman

Why did God create women?
To carry semen from the bedroom 2 da toilet.

Wot do u say 2a women wit 2 blackeyes?
Nothing, shes been told twice already.
 
:lol: :lol: Good ones :thumbsup: Another one for ya!

A man arrives home late from the pub,drunk. Only to be met at the door by his wife holding a broom. Feeling brave from all the drink he asks her."Are you still up cleaning or are you planning on flying somewhere?"
 
:lol: :lol:

Whats worse than a male chauvinistic pig??
A woman that won't do what she's told

Why do women fake orgasims?
Because they think we care
 
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