Bruce the millionaire is having BBQ aruond his pool in Darwin. All his mates are there plus some of the locals. After a few beers, Bruce shows them the 15ft Crocodile he keeps in his pool and bets 1,000,000 dollars that no one could beat it in a fight. It's a big, savage barstard and it looks like there's no takers, When suddenly with a big splash an Aboriginal guy jumps in kicking, wrestling, eye gouging, biting, the fuckin' lot! Finally he kills it and climbs out in a right state." Wow!" Bruce says "I owe you a million bucks" "I don't want it" says the Abo. "A new house then?" Still no. "A block of land with a house of your own and a car thrown in too?!?!?" "NO!" He replies.
"Well what the fcuk do you want then??!!"
"I want the cnut who pushed me in.."
"Well what the fcuk do you want then??!!"
"I want the cnut who pushed me in.."
