a wife was out shopping one day looking for a present for her husbands birthday, she walks into a pet shop and looks around but finds nothing that suited so she goes over to the clerk and asks "I want to get a present for my husband which is low maintenance, cheap and and something that my husband will get pleasure and enjoyment from", "well" said the clerk,"I have just the thing for you,it is a bulldog which gives blowjobs,we cant confirm that they actually do but we have sold 30 of them this week already". The wife decides to buy it because if it was true she would not have to give blowjobs anymore which she hated doing anyway.When she returns home that evening she gives the bulldog to the husband,he is very sceptical and doesnt believe that its true. During the night the wife is awoken by the sounds of pots and pans down in the kitchen, she goes down to check it out and sees her husband the bulldog looking into a cook book, "what are you doing?" she asks the husband, " if the dog can learn to cook as well as blowjobs you are gone!"
bulldogs
- Thread starter johnl
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