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greenwagon
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A rookie Garda pulled an STi over for speeding and had the following exchange:
Guard: Sir, may I see your driver's licence?
Driver: I don't have one. I had it suspended last year after I got 12 points.
Guard: May I see the log book for this vehicle?
Driver: It's not my car. I stole it.
Guard: The car is stolen?
Driver: That's right. But come to think of it, I think I saw the log book in the glove box when I was putting my gun in there.
Guard: There's a gun in the glove box?
Driver: There is, that's where I put it after I shot and killed the dude who owns this Scooby and stuffed his dope in the boot.
Guard: There's drugs in the boot too?!
Driver: That's right.
Hearing this, the rookie immediately called his sergeant. The Subaru was quickly surrounded by armed gardai, and the sergeant approached the driver to handle the tense situation:
Sergeant: Sir, can I see your licence?
Driver: Certainly sergeant, here it is.
It was valid.
Sergeant: Whose car is this?
Driver: It's mine, here's the registration.
Sergeant: Could you slowly open your glove box so I can see if there's a gun in it?
Driver: Certainly, but there's no gun in it.
Sure enough, there was nothing in the glove box.
Sergeant: Would you mind opening your boot? I was told you said there's drugs in there.
Driver: No problem.
The boot was opened; no drugs.
Sergeant: I don't understand it. The officer who stopped you said you told him you didn't have a licence, stole this car, had a gun in the glove box and that there were drugs in the boot.
Driver: Sure, I'll bet he told you I was speeding too!
Guard: Sir, may I see your driver's licence?
Driver: I don't have one. I had it suspended last year after I got 12 points.
Guard: May I see the log book for this vehicle?
Driver: It's not my car. I stole it.
Guard: The car is stolen?
Driver: That's right. But come to think of it, I think I saw the log book in the glove box when I was putting my gun in there.
Guard: There's a gun in the glove box?
Driver: There is, that's where I put it after I shot and killed the dude who owns this Scooby and stuffed his dope in the boot.
Guard: There's drugs in the boot too?!
Driver: That's right.
Hearing this, the rookie immediately called his sergeant. The Subaru was quickly surrounded by armed gardai, and the sergeant approached the driver to handle the tense situation:
Sergeant: Sir, can I see your licence?
Driver: Certainly sergeant, here it is.
It was valid.
Sergeant: Whose car is this?
Driver: It's mine, here's the registration.
Sergeant: Could you slowly open your glove box so I can see if there's a gun in it?
Driver: Certainly, but there's no gun in it.
Sure enough, there was nothing in the glove box.
Sergeant: Would you mind opening your boot? I was told you said there's drugs in there.
Driver: No problem.
The boot was opened; no drugs.
Sergeant: I don't understand it. The officer who stopped you said you told him you didn't have a licence, stole this car, had a gun in the glove box and that there were drugs in the boot.
Driver: Sure, I'll bet he told you I was speeding too!
