Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates.
"In honor of this holy season, Saint Peter said you must each possess
something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven."
The first man fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter. He
flicked it on. It represents a candle. he said. You may pass through the pearly
gates. said Saint Peter.
The second man reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys. He shook them
and said, "They're bells." Saint Peter said he could pass through the pearly gates.
The third man started searching desperately through his pockets and finally pulled out a pair of
women's panties. St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked, "And just
what do those symbolize?" The man replied "They're Carols."
"In honor of this holy season, Saint Peter said you must each possess
something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven."
The first man fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter. He
flicked it on. It represents a candle. he said. You may pass through the pearly
gates. said Saint Peter.
The second man reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys. He shook them
and said, "They're bells." Saint Peter said he could pass through the pearly gates.
The third man started searching desperately through his pockets and finally pulled out a pair of
women's panties. St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked, "And just
what do those symbolize?" The man replied "They're Carols."
