A farmer buys a young cock. As soon as it comes home, it rushes out & fcuks all the 150 hens...
The farmer is impressed.
At lunch, the cock again screws all the 150 hens.
Farmer gets tense now.
Next day, he finds the cock fcuking the ducks & the geese.
Later, the farmer finds the cock pale, half-dead & vultures circling overhead.
Farmer says "You deserved it, you horny little ba*tard!"
The cock opens one eye, points up & says "Ssshhh. They're about to land."
The farmer is impressed.
At lunch, the cock again screws all the 150 hens.
Farmer gets tense now.
Next day, he finds the cock fcuking the ducks & the geese.
Later, the farmer finds the cock pale, half-dead & vultures circling overhead.
Farmer says "You deserved it, you horny little ba*tard!"
The cock opens one eye, points up & says "Ssshhh. They're about to land."
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