keith dublin
Member Number 161Full ISDC Members 2015
A man went to his doctor, telling him that he had a problem
and was unable to get his manhood erect.
The doctor checked him out then told him that the muscles around the base
of the organ were damaged from a previous viral infection and there
was nothing he could actually do for him. However, he knew of an
experimental treatment that might work, if he was willing to take the
risk. The treatment consisted of implanting muscle tissues from an
elephant's trunk into his 'old fella'.
The man thought about it for a while. The thought of having to go
through life without sex was too much for him to bear. So, with the
assurance that there would be no cruelty to the elephant, the man
decided to go for it.
A few weeks after the operation, he was given the green light to go and
try out his newly renovated equipment.
As a result he planned a romantic evening with his girlfriend and took
her to one of the nicest restaurants in town. In the middle of dinner
he felt a strong stirring in his loins that continued to the point of
being extremely painful. To release the pressure he unzipped his fly
and his knob sprang out, slid across the top of the table, grabbed a
bread roll and returned to his trousers.
His girlfriend was stunned at first, but then with a sly grin on her
face said, 'That was incredible! Can you do that again?'
With tears in his eyes he replied, 'I think I can, but I am not sure if another bread roll will fit up my arse'
and was unable to get his manhood erect.
The doctor checked him out then told him that the muscles around the base
of the organ were damaged from a previous viral infection and there
was nothing he could actually do for him. However, he knew of an
experimental treatment that might work, if he was willing to take the
risk. The treatment consisted of implanting muscle tissues from an
elephant's trunk into his 'old fella'.
The man thought about it for a while. The thought of having to go
through life without sex was too much for him to bear. So, with the
assurance that there would be no cruelty to the elephant, the man
decided to go for it.
A few weeks after the operation, he was given the green light to go and
try out his newly renovated equipment.
As a result he planned a romantic evening with his girlfriend and took
her to one of the nicest restaurants in town. In the middle of dinner
he felt a strong stirring in his loins that continued to the point of
being extremely painful. To release the pressure he unzipped his fly
and his knob sprang out, slid across the top of the table, grabbed a
bread roll and returned to his trousers.
His girlfriend was stunned at first, but then with a sly grin on her
face said, 'That was incredible! Can you do that again?'
With tears in his eyes he replied, 'I think I can, but I am not sure if another bread roll will fit up my arse'
