I had one of those huntsman spiders thrown at my head in Perth Australia,
Heard a load of girls screaming in the kitchen, Two Irish Paddy's land on to save the Day,
Wayne was taller than me

so it was his job to scoop the fooker into a margarine
tub and secure the lid ..................i had the real though job of holding the Kitchen door open while
Wayne through him out ..................well ya can see what happened next , lid went one way , tub went the other
and spidy came straight for me..................................fear not my Matrix skills where in full operation that evening.
I was like an Olympic Gymnast Overdosing on speed
fecking scary sh1t
Niall.
niall ur fookin cracked