Few more MJ jokes

Rob Spec C

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What do Michael Jackson and Santa Claus have in common?

They both leave little boys' bedrooms with empty sacks.



When watching Michael Jackson's coffin being pushed away by the Jackson Brothers, was anybody else reminded of those two words...

Cool Runnings.



Since Michael Jackson's death hundreds of children have gathered at the gates of Neverland.

Police have said that they will let them out once they find a locksmith.



All these people saying "Well yes Michael slept with kids, but he was a great singer" make me sick. You don't see them talking about how good a caretaker Ian Huntley was!



Newspaper headlines from Friday, June 26th 2009
The Guardian; 'Singer Michael Jackson, 50, Dies Following Cardiac Arrest'
The Independent; 'Motown Legend Jackson Succumbs To Myocardial Infarction, Aged 50'
The Daily Star; 'WACKO JACKO HEART ATTACKO!'



What's got 8 legs and doesn't rape children?
The Jackson 4.



If Amy Winehouse dies this year, we will have lost the Goody, the bad and the damn fucking ugly.



Upon hearing the news of Michael Jackson's death, mourning fans released a white dove in his honour. Well, it was actually a blackbird, but with a rare skin condition...



Two paramedics arrive at Michael Jackson's to answer the 911 call.
The first asks the second what they should try first.
To which the second replies, "well I don't know about you but I reckon the ferris wheel".
 
most new to me, ..... QUALITY !!!!!

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****NEWS FLASH*** Garry Glitter makes record bid for Michael Jacksons Computer!!




Whats the difference between mj and acne, acne waits till ur 15 before it cums all over ur face




how does michael know when its time for bed? when the big hand touches the little hand




Michael Jackson has court, his lawyer asked him if they had any evidence on him... Michael replied, yes, but its only minor sh*t.




A Powerful Message from Stevie Wonder On Michael Jackson’s Death
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Deep stuff, eh? I nearly cried when he said “. .. . . . .. .. … .. .. . .... ....”




there now saying it was murder, i think he suffocated on blanket







Why are Micheal Jackson's pants so small? They don't belong to him.






Breaking news Casper the friendly ghost? Has accepted an out of court settlement from Michael Jackson believed to be in the region of $400,000,000
after he accused the former pop star of molesting him just days ago. Many people in the afterlife are questioning why Michael Jackson paid such a large
amount even though MJ claims he is innocent Michael Jackson responded saying these people are just ignorant. They are also rumours that Michael Jackson
is now to marry Marilyn Monroe to help rebuild his image in the afterlife.





The new Michael Jackson postage stamp will cost 44 cents but if you're forced to lick it you'll be paid 20 million dollars not to mention it
 
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