A woman goes to the doctor, beaten black and blue. He asks "What happened?" "Doctor, I don't know what to do, everytime my husband comes home drunk he beats me" "I've a real good cure for that. When he comes home drunk, take a glass of sweet tea and take a sip. Just swish and swish but don't swallow until he is asleep." Two weeks later the woman comes back in and looks reborn. She says "Doctor, that was a great idea! Everytime he came home drunk, I swish the tea and he didn't touch me! How does it work?" "the tea does fcuk all" said the doctor "it's keepin ur fcukin mouth shut that does the trick"
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