Good chat up line

[joe watson]

Heard this on the radio on the way home this evining, I thought it was good it was a pat shortt joke.So here goes!


"If i was to rearange the alplhabet id put U and I together"

 

[STiBrian]

Its probably best you're married already Joe :lol:

 

[silverbullitt]

jesus theyd be no hope for him in the dating scene with crackers like that

 

[briancollins]

a mate of mine once used "how's your belly for a lodger" !!

 

[Davemania]

ha ha thats a good one!!
Mate of mine used
"whats the difference between camping and a one night stand?"
She says "i dont know?"
Your reply "fancy going camping?"

 

[joe watson]

Its probably best you're married already Joe :lol:

Yeah it probally is brian but maybe tats why it took me so long to get her

 

[scoobysub]

 

[Loving IT]

Lads let me tell you, chat up lines are a complete waste of time on us women!!!!

We just dont like them!!!!!!

Offer to buy us a drink works alot better

 

[scoobysub]

Offer to buy us a drink works alot better :icon jook:
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that why women's equality was brought in so ye could buy yer own drinks :lol:

 

[joe watson]

Yeah and buy us drinks as well