guy in a bar

[scoobyjoe2007]

A guy goes into a bar and orders a bottle of champagne.
lady beside him says " what a coincidence... i ordered a bottle of champagne too..
guy says " im celebrating"...
lady says " me too....
guy says"what a coincidence... what are you celebrating...
lady says..."hubby and i have tried for years to have a baby and today im pregnant....
guy says.." what a coincidence.... im a farmer... for years my hens wouldnt lay eggs...Today they all laid eggs....
lady says..."Wow....how did that happen....
guy says."i used a different cock....
lady smiles, clinks his glass and says " what a coincidence

 

[pigeonhead]

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

[Alan The Wagon]

 

[briancollins]

:lol: :lol: :lol:

 

[Ianbhp]

Very Good

 

[silverbullitt]

so she finds out she is pregnant .. and then runs out to buy alcohol .....

 

[carlee]

:lol: :lol:

 

[KudzSTi]

 

[scooby1wrx]

:lol: :lol: :lol:

 

[stevo]

:lol: :lol:

 

[Kielyb4]

 

[hiwd]

LOL, nice one :lol:

 

[joe watson]

 

[Scooby Stew]