hard to say when your drunk!

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sti v5

Middle Lane Hogs
THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. Innovative
2. Preliminary
3. Proliferation
4. Cinnamon

THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. Specificity
2. Anti-constitutionalistically
3. Passive-aggressive disorder
4. Transubstantiate

THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. No thanks, I ' m married.
2. Nope, no more booze for me!
3. Sorry, but you ' re not really my type.
4. Kebab? No thanks, I ' m not hungry.
5. Oh, I couldn ' t! No one wants to hear me sing karaoke.
6. I ' m not interested in fighting you.
7. Thank you, but I won ' t make any attempt to dance, I have no coordination. I ' d hate to look like a fool!
8. Where are the nearest toilets? I refuse to pee in this car park or on the side of the road.
9. I must be going home now, as I have to work in the morning.
 
Here's one for you,

Try to say this three times fast sober or drunk. :icon_eyes:

A Tin Of Biscuits

A Tin Of Mixed Biscuits

And A Biscuit Mixer
 
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