billy was at school this morning and the teacher asked all the kids what their fathers did for a living. all the usual answers fireman policemman , sales man , chippy etc, but billy was uncharacteristically quiet and so the teacher asked him about his father . " my father is an exotic Dancer in a gay club and takes off his clothes in front of other men . sometimes if th offer is really good he'll go out with that man , rent a cheap hotel room and let him sleep with him " The teacher quickly sets work for th other children and took little billy aside to ask him of that was true "no" said billy , "hes a fianna fail td but i was to embarressed tosay "
