keith dublin
Member Number 161Full ISDC Members 2015
A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman waving at
> him.
> >
> She says hello.
> >
> He's rather taken aback because he can't place where he knows her from.
>
> > So he says, "Do you know me?"
>
> > To which she replies, "I think you're the father of one of my kids."
> >
> Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful
> to his wife and says,
>
> > "My God, are you the stripper from my bachelor party that I made love
> to on the pool table with all my buddies watching while your partner
> whipped my butt with wet celery???"
> >
> She looks into his eyes and says calmly, "No, I'm your son's teacher." :lol:
> him.
> >
> She says hello.
> >
> He's rather taken aback because he can't place where he knows her from.
>
> > So he says, "Do you know me?"
>
> > To which she replies, "I think you're the father of one of my kids."
> >
> Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful
> to his wife and says,
>
> > "My God, are you the stripper from my bachelor party that I made love
> to on the pool table with all my buddies watching while your partner
> whipped my butt with wet celery???"
> >
> She looks into his eyes and says calmly, "No, I'm your son's teacher." :lol:
