keith dublin
Member Number 161Full ISDC Members 2015
A soldier ran up to a nun. Out of breath he asked,
"Please, may I hide
under your skirt. I'll explain later."
The nun agreed. A moment later two Military Police ran up
and asked,
Sister, have you seen a soldier?"
The nun replied, "He went that way."
After the MP's ran off, the soldier crawled out from
under her skirt
and said, "I can't thank you enough Sister. You see, I
don't want to go to Iraq."
The nun said, "I understand completely."
The soldier added, "I hope I'm not rude, but you have a
great pair of legs!" The nun replied, "If you had looked a little higher, you would have seen a great pair of balls........I don't want to go to Iraq either."
:lol: :lol:
"Please, may I hide
under your skirt. I'll explain later."
The nun agreed. A moment later two Military Police ran up
and asked,
Sister, have you seen a soldier?"
The nun replied, "He went that way."
After the MP's ran off, the soldier crawled out from
under her skirt
and said, "I can't thank you enough Sister. You see, I
don't want to go to Iraq."
The nun said, "I understand completely."
The soldier added, "I hope I'm not rude, but you have a
great pair of legs!" The nun replied, "If you had looked a little higher, you would have seen a great pair of balls........I don't want to go to Iraq either."
:lol: :lol:
