jokes
After a recent investigation into the 9/11 incident, the americans found it wasnt muslim terrorists who attacked the twin towers..... it was two irish builders fitting a door on the 44th floor. The door wouldnt fit, so mick told paddy to fetch a plane and take a bit off the top.
A chemist walks into his shop to find a man leaning against the wall. "Whats wrong with him", he asks. His assistant replys, "He came in for cough syrup but i couldnt find any so i gave him a full bottle of laxatives. "You idiot" said the chemist", "You cant treat a cough with laxatives". "Of course you can", says the assistant, "Look at him now, he`s too afraid to cough.
The secret service are having a very hard time training the new american president against terrorist attacks, every time they shout "GET DOWN" the fecker starts dancing.....
After a recent investigation into the 9/11 incident, the americans found it wasnt muslim terrorists who attacked the twin towers..... it was two irish builders fitting a door on the 44th floor. The door wouldnt fit, so mick told paddy to fetch a plane and take a bit off the top.
A chemist walks into his shop to find a man leaning against the wall. "Whats wrong with him", he asks. His assistant replys, "He came in for cough syrup but i couldnt find any so i gave him a full bottle of laxatives. "You idiot" said the chemist", "You cant treat a cough with laxatives". "Of course you can", says the assistant, "Look at him now, he`s too afraid to cough.
The secret service are having a very hard time training the new american president against terrorist attacks, every time they shout "GET DOWN" the fecker starts dancing.....
