keith dublin
Member Number 161Full ISDC Members 2015
At the dole office in New Ross a Traveller walked in to pick up his
cheque.
He marched straight up to the counter and said, ' Hi. You know, I
just HATE drawing welfare. I'd really rather have a job.'
The social worker behind the counter said, ' Your timing is
excellent. We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man
who wants a chauffeur and bodyguard for his beautiful daughter.
You'll have to drive around in his 2009 Mercedes AMG, and he will
supply all of your clothes.
Because of the long hours, meals will be provided.
You'll also be expected to escort the daughter on her overseas
holiday trips.
This is rather awkward to say but you will also have, as part of your
job assignment to satisfy her sexual urges as the daughter is in her
mid-20's and has a rather strong sex drive.
A two-bedroom loft type apartment with plasma TV, stereo, bar, etc
located above the garage, will be designated for your sole use and
the salary is 200k a year.'
The traveller just plain wide-eyed, said, ' You're bullshittin' me!'
The social worker said, ' Yeah, well . . you started it.'
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cheque.
He marched straight up to the counter and said, ' Hi. You know, I
just HATE drawing welfare. I'd really rather have a job.'
The social worker behind the counter said, ' Your timing is
excellent. We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man
who wants a chauffeur and bodyguard for his beautiful daughter.
You'll have to drive around in his 2009 Mercedes AMG, and he will
supply all of your clothes.
Because of the long hours, meals will be provided.
You'll also be expected to escort the daughter on her overseas
holiday trips.
This is rather awkward to say but you will also have, as part of your
job assignment to satisfy her sexual urges as the daughter is in her
mid-20's and has a rather strong sex drive.
A two-bedroom loft type apartment with plasma TV, stereo, bar, etc
located above the garage, will be designated for your sole use and
the salary is 200k a year.'
The traveller just plain wide-eyed, said, ' You're bullshittin' me!'
The social worker said, ' Yeah, well . . you started it.'
:lol: :lol: :lol:
