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A London lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by an
Irish Garda.
He thinks that he is smarter than the cop because he is a
London lawyer, from London , and is certain that he has a
better education than any paddy cop. He decides to prove this
to himself and have some fun at the Garda's expense!!
Irish Garda says," License and registration, please."
London Lawyer says, "What for?"
Irish Garda replies, "You didn't come to a complete stop at the
Stop sign."
London Lawyer says, "I slowed down, and no one was coming."
Irish Garda says, "You still didn't come to a complete stop.
License and registration, please."
London Lawyer says, "What's the difference?"
Irish Garda says, "The difference is, you have to come to
complete stop, that's the law. License and registration,
please!"
London Lawyer says, "If you can show me the legal difference
between "slow down" and "stop", I'll give you my license and
registration and you give me the ticket. If not, you let me go
and don't give me the ticket."
Irish Garda says, "Sounds fair. Exit your vehicle, sir."
The London lawyer exits his vehicle. The Irish Garda takes out
his baton and starts beating the f*ck out of the lawyer with it
and says, "Do you want me to stop, or just slow down?"
Irish Garda.
He thinks that he is smarter than the cop because he is a
London lawyer, from London , and is certain that he has a
better education than any paddy cop. He decides to prove this
to himself and have some fun at the Garda's expense!!
Irish Garda says," License and registration, please."
London Lawyer says, "What for?"
Irish Garda replies, "You didn't come to a complete stop at the
Stop sign."
London Lawyer says, "I slowed down, and no one was coming."
Irish Garda says, "You still didn't come to a complete stop.
License and registration, please."
London Lawyer says, "What's the difference?"
Irish Garda says, "The difference is, you have to come to
complete stop, that's the law. License and registration,
please!"
London Lawyer says, "If you can show me the legal difference
between "slow down" and "stop", I'll give you my license and
registration and you give me the ticket. If not, you let me go
and don't give me the ticket."
Irish Garda says, "Sounds fair. Exit your vehicle, sir."
The London lawyer exits his vehicle. The Irish Garda takes out
his baton and starts beating the f*ck out of the lawyer with it
and says, "Do you want me to stop, or just slow down?"
:lol: 
