sligo_dave
Petrolheads
Little jonny was in class one day when the teacher decided to let some of the kids home early if they could identify some famous quotes.
The teacher asked who said "ask not what you can do for your country.." but before she could finish Mary stuck her hand up and said JFK. "Very good" said the teacher and let Mary go home.
Next teacher asked who said "I have a dream" and little Jane stuck up her hand and said Martin Luther King. Very good said the teacher and let her go home.
Jonny was raging he didnt get to leave and when the teacher turned to the blackboard Little jonny said "I wish them two whores would have kept their mouths shut".
The teacher spun around and said "Who said that?"
Little jonny stood up and said "Wayne Rooney. See you tomoro"
The teacher asked who said "ask not what you can do for your country.." but before she could finish Mary stuck her hand up and said JFK. "Very good" said the teacher and let Mary go home.
Next teacher asked who said "I have a dream" and little Jane stuck up her hand and said Martin Luther King. Very good said the teacher and let her go home.
Jonny was raging he didnt get to leave and when the teacher turned to the blackboard Little jonny said "I wish them two whores would have kept their mouths shut".
The teacher spun around and said "Who said that?"
Little jonny stood up and said "Wayne Rooney. See you tomoro"
