Lonely Hearts (what it really means)

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scoobymick

Octane Boostaholics
Adventurous = likes anal

Athletic = no tits

Thirty something = 41

Fun = annoying

Wild = gets pissed easily

Beautiful eyes = face like a robbers dog

Seeks Knight in shining armour = Husband fucked off with a younger model

New age = Hairy Smelly Fanny

Headstrng = argumentive

Enjoys pubbing and clubbing = alcoholic

Curvey = fat

Cuddley = fat

Likes eating out = lazy b1tch

Professional = complete b1tch

opem minded = dirty b1tch

Free spirit = on drugs and fooked up

Passionate = dying for a shag

Old Fashioned = no blow jobs

Seeking soul mate = Stalker

Must like dogs = possibly into beastiality
 
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