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A man and his wife were awakened at 3:00 am by a loud pounding on the
door. The man gets
up and goes to
the door where a drunken stranger, standing in the pouring rain, is
asking for a push.'Not a
chance,' says the husband, 'it is 3:00 in the morning!' He slams the
door and returns to bed. 'Who was
that?' asked his wife. 'Just some
drunken guy asking for a push,' he answers. 'Did you
help him?' she asks. 'No, I did
not, it is 3:00 in the morning and it is pouring rain out there!'
'Well, you have a short memory,' says his wife.'Can't
you remember about three months ago when we broke down, and those
two guys helped us? I think you
should help him, and you should be ashamed of
yourself!'The man does as he is
told, gets dressed, and goes out into the pounding
rain. He
calls out into the dark, 'Hello, are you still
there?''Yes,' comes back the
answer.'Do you still need a
push?' calls out the husband.
'Yes, please!' comes
the reply from the dark.
'Where are you?' asks
the husband.
'Over here on the
swing,' replied the drunk.
door. The man gets
up and goes to
the door where a drunken stranger, standing in the pouring rain, is
asking for a push.'Not a
chance,' says the husband, 'it is 3:00 in the morning!' He slams the
door and returns to bed. 'Who was
that?' asked his wife. 'Just some
drunken guy asking for a push,' he answers. 'Did you
help him?' she asks. 'No, I did
not, it is 3:00 in the morning and it is pouring rain out there!'
'Well, you have a short memory,' says his wife.'Can't
you remember about three months ago when we broke down, and those
two guys helped us? I think you
should help him, and you should be ashamed of
yourself!'The man does as he is
told, gets dressed, and goes out into the pounding
rain. He
calls out into the dark, 'Hello, are you still
there?''Yes,' comes back the
answer.'Do you still need a
push?' calls out the husband.
'Yes, please!' comes
the reply from the dark.
'Where are you?' asks
the husband.
'Over here on the
swing,' replied the drunk.
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