make your own sentence

[coopster]

 

[dohcturbo]

I ran naked with a lesbo cos i hate my life

 

[coopster]

i hate a black guy because i was horny

 

[buckshot]

me/madonna/blowjob/ i hate my life/ does everyone wear a blue t shirt on thursday

 

[dannyb]

i ran naked with an egg because i stink lol

 

[Paul555RA]

I pissed on Michael Jackson because i hate my life lol

 

[copperhead]

i took a crap on a drunk mexican because in racist

 

[PatrickBuzzin]

I did a blowjob toa vacuum cleaner because that's what I am like.

 

[carlee]

I hate a clown because thats what im like

 

[CARLO]

I stabbd a clown cos i hate my life

 

[joe watson]

I need a porn star because im sexy :lol: :lol:

 

[JOHNNY T]

i stabbed madonna because im sexy

 

[nic spec c]

I smoked weed with Madonna because i smoked crack

might aswell be hung for a sheep as a lamb :lol:

 

[chris139ryan]

i killed a puppet because thats what im like :lol:
very good find

 

[trevor m]

i killed a prostitute because i hate my life :lol:

 

[trevor m]

could be worse i guess
my wife took a crap on an egg cos her friends told her too :lol:

 

[Scouserlad2007]

I fucked an old man because I have perfect abs.

 

[stevo]

i smoked weed with george bush because im sexy

 

[bandriszal]

I pissed on a puppet because I hate My life

 

[Kielyb4]

I ran naked with a dog cos i am sexy