JAMIE-TYPERV6
Octane Boostaholics
Manchester Utd Supporters Club Application
Please fill in this application form to join the MUSC for season 2008/09.
Personal Details
Name:
Age (mental not physical):
Fathers Name (if unsure list 3 suspects):
Sex:
Male
Female
Shemale
Nationality:
Indian
Malaysian
Chinese
Other non-British
How long have you supported Manchester United for?
Since we won the title from Arsenal in 1999
Since we won the title from Arsenal in 2002
Since we won the title from Chelsea in 2007
How far from Old Trafford do you live?
250+ miles
Another country
Old where?
How would you describe your personality?
Bitter
Poisonous
Absent
Intelligence
Can you count to 11 with your shoes on?
Yes
No
Can you count at all?
Yes
No
What is your I.Q.? (Click here <http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/IQ> if you don't understand)
Minus Figures
0-10
10-20
Shoe Size
Room temperature
Health Information
Have you ever had...
A drug addiction yes
A homosexual lover yes
Leisure & Recreation
How do you spend your leisure time?
Sports complex
Care in the community complex
Paranoid persecution complex
This question is too complex
How often do you have a bath?
Monthly
Birthdays
Christmas
When it rains
Do you still beat your wife?
Yes
No
What are your hobbies? (please tick any that DON'T apply... if any)
Exposing myself Shoplifting Stealing wheel trims Collecting rare skin disorders Breaking into houses Stealing clothes from washing lines Stealing clothes from tramps
By submitting this form you fully understand you are committed to supporting Manchester United for the full season*
*or until Chelsea win the league then you can hibernate till we win something again
<http://www.manutd.com/>
Please fill in this application form to join the MUSC for season 2008/09.
Personal Details
Name:
Age (mental not physical):
Fathers Name (if unsure list 3 suspects):
Sex:
Male
Female
Shemale
Nationality:
Indian
Malaysian
Chinese
Other non-British
How long have you supported Manchester United for?
Since we won the title from Arsenal in 1999
Since we won the title from Arsenal in 2002
Since we won the title from Chelsea in 2007
How far from Old Trafford do you live?
250+ miles
Another country
Old where?
How would you describe your personality?
Bitter
Poisonous
Absent
Intelligence
Can you count to 11 with your shoes on?
Yes
No
Can you count at all?
Yes
No
What is your I.Q.? (Click here <http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/IQ> if you don't understand)
Minus Figures
0-10
10-20
Shoe Size
Room temperature
Health Information
Have you ever had...
A drug addiction yes
A homosexual lover yes
Leisure & Recreation
How do you spend your leisure time?
Sports complex
Care in the community complex
Paranoid persecution complex
This question is too complex
How often do you have a bath?
Monthly
Birthdays
Christmas
When it rains
Do you still beat your wife?
Yes
No
What are your hobbies? (please tick any that DON'T apply... if any)
Exposing myself Shoplifting Stealing wheel trims Collecting rare skin disorders Breaking into houses Stealing clothes from washing lines Stealing clothes from tramps
By submitting this form you fully understand you are committed to supporting Manchester United for the full season*
*or until Chelsea win the league then you can hibernate till we win something again
<http://www.manutd.com/>
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