MEN MEN MEN...........................................

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Middle Lane Hogs
For all those men who say, Why buy a cow when you can get the milk for free. Here's an update for you: Nowadays, 80% of women are against marriage, WHY? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage.
Men are like....

1 Men are like Laxatives. They irritate the crap out of you.
2 Men are like Bananas . The older they get, the less firm they are.
3. Men are like Weather . Nothing can be done to change them.
4. Men are like Blenders You need One, but you're not quite sure why.
5. Men are like Chocolate Bars .. Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.
6. Men are like Commercials . You can't believe a word they say.
7. Men are like Department Stores ... Their clothes are always 1/2 off!
8. Men are like ..... Government Bonds .... They take soooooooo long to mature.
9. Men are like .. Mascara . They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
10. Men are like Popcorn . They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
11. Men are like Snowstorms . You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.
12! . Men are like Lava Lamps . Fun to look at, but not very bright.
13. Men are like Parking Spots All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.

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Hey Tishy!!! Stew's wife Fiona here!!!! (prised him away from the computer for a few mins) :wazzup:
I Love it and all so so true - ur a brave woman!!!! :multijump:
 
Scooby Stew said:
Hey Tishy!!! Stew's wife Fiona here!!!! (prised him away from the computer for a few mins) :wazzup:
I Love it and all so so true - ur a brave woman!!!! :multijump:


:lolpoint: Could a member of the committee please ban my wife from the site!!!!!! :angry1:
 
Hey Fiona!!! Nice to meet ya, even though it is over the computer :lol: :lol:

You would think these boys would organise a day were all there better halves could meet each other too!!!!

You have to be brave to fit in with all these bucks on here!!!!! Sometimes I think himself is brave to be with me :lol: :lol:

Are u a scooby fanatic as well???? :thumbsup:
 
Scooby Stew said:
Scooby Stew said:
Hey Tishy!!! Stew's wife Fiona here!!!! (prised him away from the computer for a few mins) :wazzup:
I Love it and all so so true - ur a brave woman!!!! :multijump:


:lolpoint: Could a member of the committee please ban my wife from the site!!!!!! :angry1:


Or just create a section were they talk about Hand bags and shoes , keep em quiet for months :icon_nana:


I seen a few forums have womens sections tho and it seems a good way of involving them , Might save the silent treatment when we lads head off for a meet or event :dontknow:
 
tommy 555 said:
Or just create a section were they talk about Hand bags and shoes , keep em quiet for months :icon_nana:
I seen a few forums have womens sections tho and it seems a good way of involving them , Might save the silent treatment when we lads head off for a meet or event :dontknow:

Good idea tommy!!!Keep some of you outa trouble for a bit :thumbsup:
 
Tishy said:
Hey Fiona!!! Nice to meet ya, even though it is over the computer :lol: :lol:

You would think these boys would organise a day were all there better halves could meet each other too!!!!

You have to be brave to fit in with all these bucks on here!!!!! Sometimes I think himself is brave to be with me :lol: :lol:

Are u a scooby fanatic as well???? :thumbsup:

Im sure we could accomodate sumit to get you lot into a room and let ya all meet eachother.......
Question is.... Would ya prefer knitting classes or Sewing classes???

By the way did i ever mention i was lost if i wasnt in trouble??? :icon_nana:
 
Hammie said:
Tishy said:
Hey Fiona!!! Nice to meet ya, even though it is over the computer :lol: :lol:

You would think these boys would organise a day were all there better halves could meet each other too!!!!

You have to be brave to fit in with all these bucks on here!!!!! Sometimes I think himself is brave to be with me :lol: :lol:

Are u a scooby fanatic as well???? :thumbsup:

Im sure we could accomodate sumit to get you lot into a room and let ya all meet eachother.......
Question is.... Would ya prefer knitting classes or Sewing classes???

By the way did i ever mention i was lost if i wasnt in trouble??? :icon_nana:

Hammie u r are seriously cruisin for a bruisin :new_2gunsfiring_v1:

You's boys would be lost without us women!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
You's boys would be lost without us women!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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dont you mean you's boys would be rich without us women :icon_grin:
 
scoobysub said:
You's boys would be lost without us women!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

dont you mean you's boys would be rich without us women :icon_grin:
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Deep down you wouldn't have it any other way :tongue:
 
sligo_dave said:
but if only women had a mute button.....


oh yeah, the shovel........ nevermind, found the mute button :smokin:

Was wondering when you would stick your 2 pence worth in!!!!!! :roll: :roll:
 
Right MEN :tongue:.................new Event Idea .

......................BARGAIN HUNT........................

It's very much like a treasure hunt , we all meet at a designated "Penny's" Department Store,
each female passenger , is given a €10 ISDC Loyalty card :lol: :lol: with the objective been
to release the females into the Penny's Store.

Their mission to purchase as many products as possible for the €10 ,

The winning lady will be rewarded with a spin HOME !!

Mean while US men can have some "Quality Time " discussing the finer points of Subaru Ownership


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Niall :icon_nana:
 
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Very good Niall!!!!!!!!!!!

Give us more than a tenner and ur on!!!!!!!!!!!!! :icon_nana:

You know a tenner wouldnt be enough even in Penny's :multijump:

I'm gonna need some more female support here :ponder2: :ponder2:

Cue Sligo_Dave with another answer :653: :653:
 
i resent the presumption trish.

but i like your thinking niall. but that will only cost us more money and these women are taking enough as it is. how about leaving the women at home in the challenge to see how much washing and ironing can be done before we get home. oh and dinner on the table for bonus points. :hjtwofinger:
 
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