My Action MEN

I can see already the Newspaper Frontpage:

BLOODRUSH - Ruthless hunters killed helpless Squirrel with an automatic weapon

Dublin - When Pete from the ISDC left to work this morning he ran into his two Action Man puppets who return from a night hunt.
They have brought a squirrel home and presented it as a trophy to his owner Pete, who was obviously shocked by the grim szene.
Lucky enough he could just get his mobile phone out to take a quick evidence snap shot before the two heavily armed soldiers disappeared in the bushes with their pray.

Garda spokesman explained to the local press, that an armed response team and a swat unit where combing through the surrounding fields but without success.
The two Soldiers had the advantage of the local knowledge of all back roads and mole holes, he said. The smallest member of our SWAT team (Also an Action Man group member) searched for hours through at least 15 mole caves, but told us that he couldn't find a trace of the two grim hunters nor the dead squirrel.

A special trained unit from
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told us later, that they have seen similar incidents over in the US and that if they do not stop them quick enough, they might take over Ireland. Even our Military Forces are not prepared to keep up with the highly trained and deadly Actioin Man puppets.

Pete was taken to the Garda Heaad Quaters in Dublin for a hearing.

Garda and Defense forces ask you all to stay out of this. Please do not try to stop them if you see them rather contacting your nearest Garda Station.
Again... They are highly trained, heavily armed and very dangerous. If you don't want to end up like the squirrel, search for cover as soon as you see them.

Local authorities announced a reward for relevant information from the public.

Akki
 
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