Turbo Tony
Petrolheads
its now 6 in the morning and im sitting here
paranoid out of my fucking mind,
i got home at 11pm on tuesday night (last night)
an everything in my front garden looked fine,
went into the computer an was on chattin to people in america
so i was up late enough like,
finally went to bed at 4 thinkin "aahhh a nice sleep now"
when my door bell goes,
i was like its now 5 in the morning "WHO THE fu*k IS THIS"
went to the door in my boxers thinking maybe its jus the brother 4got his key,
3 HUGH GARDA standing in my porch sayin "are you tony" i said "yeah thats right"
thinkin i had done something wrong as ya do
he says to me "now tony dont be alarmed"
at this i peer over his sholder to shout "MY FUCKIN IMPREZA ITS GONE"
he says "yes tony its down the bottom of your road" then says "can u get dressed please"
run up an got changed as u do,
back down i went out into the street to see my baby about 30 houses down in the middle of the road.
so me an the police walk down push it back to the garden where it is now blocked in by my other cars.
i have a sneeking susspicion that it was a bloke that came to look at my car the other day,
looked dodgey as FOOK, told him the engine was knackerd but it still ran....
he looked around the car, as ya do when u buy a car, hands me a deposit an says ill be back in a few weeks to take her away.
i told him the spark plugs were out of it an showed him under the bonnet, there was also know battery in it,
SO HOW DID THE pri*k THAT ROBBED IT TONIGHT KNOW IT NEEDED A BATTERY TO GET HER GOING.
random thefth i think not......
im now sitting up cant sleep writing this,
im freaked the fook out now!!
i hope this mother fooker rots in hell,
i will break his legs if i get my hands on him...
so police will be down in the morning to finger print the car.
at least they didnt actually get the bloody car,
well for the sh*t bag.
paranoid out of my fucking mind,
i got home at 11pm on tuesday night (last night)
an everything in my front garden looked fine,
went into the computer an was on chattin to people in america
so i was up late enough like,
finally went to bed at 4 thinkin "aahhh a nice sleep now"
when my door bell goes,
i was like its now 5 in the morning "WHO THE fu*k IS THIS"
went to the door in my boxers thinking maybe its jus the brother 4got his key,
3 HUGH GARDA standing in my porch sayin "are you tony" i said "yeah thats right"
thinkin i had done something wrong as ya do
he says to me "now tony dont be alarmed"
at this i peer over his sholder to shout "MY FUCKIN IMPREZA ITS GONE"
he says "yes tony its down the bottom of your road" then says "can u get dressed please"
run up an got changed as u do,
back down i went out into the street to see my baby about 30 houses down in the middle of the road.
so me an the police walk down push it back to the garden where it is now blocked in by my other cars.
i have a sneeking susspicion that it was a bloke that came to look at my car the other day,
looked dodgey as FOOK, told him the engine was knackerd but it still ran....
he looked around the car, as ya do when u buy a car, hands me a deposit an says ill be back in a few weeks to take her away.
i told him the spark plugs were out of it an showed him under the bonnet, there was also know battery in it,
SO HOW DID THE pri*k THAT ROBBED IT TONIGHT KNOW IT NEEDED A BATTERY TO GET HER GOING.
random thefth i think not......
im now sitting up cant sleep writing this,
im freaked the fook out now!!
i hope this mother fooker rots in hell,
i will break his legs if i get my hands on him...
so police will be down in the morning to finger print the car.
at least they didnt actually get the bloody car,
well for the sh*t bag.
Sorry to hear that Tony! At least no one was hurt.
