Nagging Wife
A man left work one Friday afternoon. But instead of
going home, he stayed out the entire weekend with the
boys, spending his entire paycheck. When he finally
appeared at home, Sunday night, he was confronted by
his very angry wife and was barraged for
nearly 2 hours with a tirade about his actions.
Finally his wife stopped the nagging and simply said
to him "How would you like it if you didn't see me for
2 or 3 days?" To which he replied, "That would be fine
with me." Monday went by and he didn't see his wife.
Tuesday and Wednesday came and went and he didn't see
her. But on Thursday the swelling went down just enough
where he could see her a little out of the corner
of his left eye.
A man left work one Friday afternoon. But instead of
going home, he stayed out the entire weekend with the
boys, spending his entire paycheck. When he finally
appeared at home, Sunday night, he was confronted by
his very angry wife and was barraged for
nearly 2 hours with a tirade about his actions.
Finally his wife stopped the nagging and simply said
to him "How would you like it if you didn't see me for
2 or 3 days?" To which he replied, "That would be fine
with me." Monday went by and he didn't see his wife.
Tuesday and Wednesday came and went and he didn't see
her. But on Thursday the swelling went down just enough
where he could see her a little out of the corner
of his left eye.
