For any of you who made a new years resolution
to lose weight, here's a program you might want to consider.
A guy calls a company and orders their
5-day, 10 lb. weight loss program.
The next day, there's a knock on the door
and there stands before him a voluptuous, athletic, 19 year old babe dressed
in nothing but a pair of Nike running shoes and a sign around her neck.
She introduces herself as a
representative of the weight loss company. The sign reads, "If you can
catch me, you can have me."
Without a second thought, he takes off
after her. A few miles later puffing and puffing, he finally gives up. The
same girl shows up for the next four days and the same thing happens.
On the fifth day, he weighs himself and
is delighted to find he has lost 10 lbs. as promised.
He calls the company and orders their
5-day/20 pound program. The next day there's a knock at the door and there
stands the most stunning, beautiful, sexy woman he has ever seen in his life.
She is wearing nothing but Reebok running shoes and a sign around her neck
that reads, "If you catch me you can have me".
Well, he's out the door after her like a
shot. This girl is in excellent shape and he does his best, but no such luck.
So for the next four days, the same routine happens with him gradually getting
in better and better shape.
Much to his delight on the fifth day when
he weighs himself, he discovers that he has lost another 20 lbs. as promised.
He decides to go for broke and calls the company to order the 7-day/50 pound
program.
"Are you sure?" asks the
representative on the phone. "This is our most rigorous program."
"Absolutely," he replies, "I haven't felt this good in
years."
The next day there's a knock at the door;
and when he opens it he finds a huge muscular guy standing there wearing
nothing but pink running shoes and a sign around his neck that reads,
"If I catch you, your ass is mine."
He lost 63 pounds that week.
to lose weight, here's a program you might want to consider.
A guy calls a company and orders their
5-day, 10 lb. weight loss program.
The next day, there's a knock on the door
and there stands before him a voluptuous, athletic, 19 year old babe dressed
in nothing but a pair of Nike running shoes and a sign around her neck.
She introduces herself as a
representative of the weight loss company. The sign reads, "If you can
catch me, you can have me."
Without a second thought, he takes off
after her. A few miles later puffing and puffing, he finally gives up. The
same girl shows up for the next four days and the same thing happens.
On the fifth day, he weighs himself and
is delighted to find he has lost 10 lbs. as promised.
He calls the company and orders their
5-day/20 pound program. The next day there's a knock at the door and there
stands the most stunning, beautiful, sexy woman he has ever seen in his life.
She is wearing nothing but Reebok running shoes and a sign around her neck
that reads, "If you catch me you can have me".
Well, he's out the door after her like a
shot. This girl is in excellent shape and he does his best, but no such luck.
So for the next four days, the same routine happens with him gradually getting
in better and better shape.
Much to his delight on the fifth day when
he weighs himself, he discovers that he has lost another 20 lbs. as promised.
He decides to go for broke and calls the company to order the 7-day/50 pound
program.
"Are you sure?" asks the
representative on the phone. "This is our most rigorous program."
"Absolutely," he replies, "I haven't felt this good in
years."
The next day there's a knock at the door;
and when he opens it he finds a huge muscular guy standing there wearing
nothing but pink running shoes and a sign around his neck that reads,
"If I catch you, your ass is mine."
He lost 63 pounds that week.
