Nite before xmas

kbox

Octane Boostaholics
Twas the night before xmas And all through the house Everyone felt sh!tty
Even the mouse Mum at the hour house And dad smoking grass I'd just settled
down To a nice bit of ass When out on the lawn I heard such a clatter I
sprung from my shag To see what's the matter

There out on the lawn I saw a big dick I knew in a moment It must be Saint
Nick He came down the chimney Like a bat out of hell I knew in the moment
The fcuker had fell He filled all our stockings With prezzies and beer And a
big rubber dick For my brother the queer

He rose up the chimney With a thunderous fart The sun of a b!tch Blew the
chimney apart

He swore and he cursed As he rode out of sight Shouting p!ss on you all

Have one hell of a night

Happy Xmas me @rse
 
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