Two naughty boys, mark and john, stole a bag of oranges from their home and decided to go to the nearest cemetery to share the loot. As they were scaling the big gate to enter the cemetery, two oranges fell out of the bag and were left behind at the gate.
A heavily drunk frank on his way from a local tavern passed near the cemetery gate and heard the following: "One for me, one for you. One for me, one for you."
He immediately sobered up and ran as fast as he could to the local preist and told him "come with me to witness God and Satan sharing corpses at the cemetery." They both ran back to the cemetery gate and the voices continued: "One for me, one for you........"
Suddenly, one voice said: What about the two at the gate??
the priest was the first to run for his life
A heavily drunk frank on his way from a local tavern passed near the cemetery gate and heard the following: "One for me, one for you. One for me, one for you."
He immediately sobered up and ran as fast as he could to the local preist and told him "come with me to witness God and Satan sharing corpses at the cemetery." They both ran back to the cemetery gate and the voices continued: "One for me, one for you........"
Suddenly, one voice said: What about the two at the gate??
the priest was the first to run for his life
