Q: Hi wonder if you can help me i am 37 years old and drive a 1.1 saxo that looks like a vtr initt!!!!! well my problem is i have very small genitals and find it harder and harder to pull 16 year old girls at mcDonalds (due to the lads with that new 1.2 corsa lambo) would these vegatables help me, if i was to attach them to myself? I really hope so! because i walk with a limp (been shot 86 times by the police in fierce gunbattles) due to being so HARD! Many thanks and respect!!!!! man Ps Will they effect the park bench i "no nailed" on my car as a spoiler? 08-May-09
A: Firstly i can do nothing about the size of your genitals. and secondly how the hell can you not pull with park bench technology? that must add at least 40bhp? Im going to send you twin parsnipflow system free of charge as its a real head turner and ill include the cucumber shortshifter as well and in my experience the birds love a big cucumber so you cant go wrong. (this package will increase your bhp by 10-15% many thanks and good luck .
