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Scoobymaniac
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Got this e-mail off my brother today:
> > **Rrriiiiinnnnggg, rrriiiinnnngg,**
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> > **'Hello?'**
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> > **'Hi honey.**
> > **This is Daddy.**
> > **Is Mommy near the phone?'**
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> > **'No, Daddy.**
> > **She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul.'**
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> > **After a brief pause,**
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> > **Daddy says,**
> > **'But honey, you haven't got an Uncle Paul.'**
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> > **'Oh yes I do, and he's upstairs in the room with
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> > **Right now.'**
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> > Brief Pause.
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> > **'Uh, okay then, this is what I want you to do.**
> > **Put the phone down on the table, run upstairs**
> > **And knock on the bedroom door and shout to Mommy**
> > **That Daddy's car just pulled into the driveway.'**
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> > **'Okay, Daddy, Just a minute.'**
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> > **A few minutes later**
> > **The little girl comes back to the phone.**
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> > **'I did it, Daddy.'**
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> > **'And what happened, honey?' **
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> > 'Well, Mommy got all scared, jumped out of bed with no
> > clothes on and ran around screaming.**
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> > **Then she tripped over the rug, hit her head on the
> > dresser**
> > **And now she isn't moving at all!'**
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> > **'Oh my God!!! What about your Uncle Paul?'**
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> > **'He jumped out of the bed with no clothes on, too.**
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> > **He was all scared and he jumped out of the back
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> > **And into the swimming pool.**
> > **But I guess he didn't know that you took out the water**
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> > **Last week to clean it.**
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> > **He hit the bottom of the pool and I think he's dead.'**
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> > *****Long Pause*****
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> > *****Longer Pause*****
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> > *****Even Longer Pause*****
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> > **Then Daddy says,**
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> > **'Swimming pool? ...........**
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> > **Is this 486-5731?'*
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> > *No, I think you have the wrong number.........