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mac mac

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andy gray related , kinda

so

a passenger plane has jus landed at belfast international airport, and after cuming to a halt , the pilot gives his usual speech of welcoming everyone , but then forgets to switch off his intercom after he's finished .the co-pilot asks the pilot what he has planned for the rest of the evening . the pilot replies , " first i am goin for a shite and then im gonna fu*k the arse off that new stewardess "
Unaware that every passenger has heard him , the stewardess is mortified and starts to run up to to the cockpit to confront him , but trips and falls right before the cockpit door .

A wee belfast woman sitting in row "A" helps her up and whispers ..... take your time luv , he's goin for a shite first !!!
 
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