>> 'Y'know,' said the Scotsman, 'I still prefer the pubs back home.
>> In Glasgow there's a little bar called McTavish's.
>> Now the landlord
>> there goes out of his way for the locals so much that when you buy
>> four drinks he will buy the fifth drink for you.'
>>
>> 'Well,' said the Englishman, 'At my local, the Red Lion, the barman
>> there will buy you your third drink after you buy the first two!'
>>
>> 'Ahhh, that's nothing,' said the Irishman.
>> 'Back home in Dublin,
>> there's Ryan's Bar. Now the moment you set foot in the place they'll
>> buy you a drink, then another, all the drinks you like. Then when
>> you've had enough drinks they'll take you upstairs and see that you
>> get laid. All on the house.'
>>
>> The Englishman and Scotsman immediately scorn the Irishman's claims,
>> but he swears every word is true. 'Well,' said the Englishman, 'Did
>> this actually happen to you?"
>>
>> ''Not me meself, personally, no,' said the Irishman, 'But it did
>> happen to my sister.'
>> In Glasgow there's a little bar called McTavish's.
>> Now the landlord
>> there goes out of his way for the locals so much that when you buy
>> four drinks he will buy the fifth drink for you.'
>>
>> 'Well,' said the Englishman, 'At my local, the Red Lion, the barman
>> there will buy you your third drink after you buy the first two!'
>>
>> 'Ahhh, that's nothing,' said the Irishman.
>> 'Back home in Dublin,
>> there's Ryan's Bar. Now the moment you set foot in the place they'll
>> buy you a drink, then another, all the drinks you like. Then when
>> you've had enough drinks they'll take you upstairs and see that you
>> get laid. All on the house.'
>>
>> The Englishman and Scotsman immediately scorn the Irishman's claims,
>> but he swears every word is true. 'Well,' said the Englishman, 'Did
>> this actually happen to you?"
>>
>> ''Not me meself, personally, no,' said the Irishman, 'But it did
>> happen to my sister.'
