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the flux capacitor,,,makes time travel possible!!
 
were off to rome so she says.....doin a runner :lol:
suck here watch some crap mama mia :icon_rolleyes:

its fast id go there cos its so cheap anly thing keeping me is the car
 
If it took a man a week to walk a fortnight how long would it take a spider to go up the liffey in a pair of hobnail boots?
 
Judge Judy talking to prostitute:
'When did you realize you were raped?'

Prostitute, wiping away tears: 'When the cheque bounced.'
 
Three Aussies were working on a high-rise building project - Steve, Bruce and Bluey. Steve falls off and is killed instantly.

As the ambulance takes the body away, Bruce says, 'Someone should go and tell his wife.'
Bluey says, 'OK, I'm pretty good at that sensitive stuff, I'll do it.'

Two hours later, he comes back carrying a case of Fosters.
Bruce says, 'Where did you get that, Bluey ?'

'Steve's wife gave it to me,' Bluey replies.

'That's unbelievable, you told the lady her husband was dead and she gave you the beer ?'

'Well not exactly,' Bluey says. 'When she answered the door, I said to her, 'You must be Steve's widow'.
She said, 'No, I'm not a widow.'
And I said, 'I'll bet you a case of Fosters you are'.
 
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