gonzogicker
Petrolheads
Subject: FW: Birth pains
>
> A married couple went to
> the hospital to have their baby delivered.
> Upon their arrival, the doctor said that the hospital was
> testing an
> amazing new high-tech machine that would transfer a portion
> of the
> mother's labour pain to the baby's father.
> He asked if they were interested, Both said they were very
> much in favour of it.
>
> The doctor set the pain transfer to 10 percent for
> starters, explaining that
> even 10 percent was probably more pain than the father had
> ever experienced before.
> But as the labour progressed, the husband felt fine and
> asked the doctor to go
> ahead and kick it up a notch.
> The doctor then adjusted the machine to 20 percent pain
> transfer..
>
> The husband was still feeling fine. The doctor then checked
> the husband's blood
> pressure and was amazed at how well he was doing.
>
> At this point they decided to try for 50 percent. The
> husband continued to feel quite well. Since the pain
> transfer was obviously helping the wife considerably,
> the husband encouraged the doctor to transfer ALL the pain
> to him.
> The wife delivered a healthy baby with virtually no pain,
> and the husband had experienced none.
> She and her husband were ecstatic.
>
>
>
> When they got home they found the postman dead on the
> porch.
>
> A married couple went to
> the hospital to have their baby delivered.
> Upon their arrival, the doctor said that the hospital was
> testing an
> amazing new high-tech machine that would transfer a portion
> of the
> mother's labour pain to the baby's father.
> He asked if they were interested, Both said they were very
> much in favour of it.
>
> The doctor set the pain transfer to 10 percent for
> starters, explaining that
> even 10 percent was probably more pain than the father had
> ever experienced before.
> But as the labour progressed, the husband felt fine and
> asked the doctor to go
> ahead and kick it up a notch.
> The doctor then adjusted the machine to 20 percent pain
> transfer..
>
> The husband was still feeling fine. The doctor then checked
> the husband's blood
> pressure and was amazed at how well he was doing.
>
> At this point they decided to try for 50 percent. The
> husband continued to feel quite well. Since the pain
> transfer was obviously helping the wife considerably,
> the husband encouraged the doctor to transfer ALL the pain
> to him.
> The wife delivered a healthy baby with virtually no pain,
> and the husband had experienced none.
> She and her husband were ecstatic.
>
>
>
> When they got home they found the postman dead on the
> porch.
